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  Are You Horrifed if Someone Goes Into a “Massage Parlor”?

  by minimus in

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  yesterday, robert kraft, the owner of the new england patriots, got busted for getting a massage and more.

  they say there is another more high profile person who also got busted.. does this stuff upset you that some men have gone into a massage parlor for possibly more than a massage?

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  I was wondering... could an Internet Café be called a "Message Parlor"?

  Hmmm?
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  Nathan Natas And The Gas-Bags of Uranus, episode 5

  by Nathan Natas in

  1. social
  2. humour

  (note: this is fiction, skippy).

  walt disney spoke plainly.

  "look," he said, "mickey and donald and goofy and their friends are my creations, but they are not me.

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  (note: this is fiction, Skippy)

  Walt Disney spoke plainly.
  

  "Look," he said, "Mickey and Donald and Goofy and their friends are MY creations, but they are not ME. I created these characters hoping to entertain people, but as someone somewhere sometime might observe, you can't (entertain) ALL of the people ALL of the time. Some will "get it" right away and climb on board so they can enjoy the ride with you, many will find my work occasionally amusing, and some - usually small talents driven primarily by envy - will declare WAR on my cartoon mouse, my cartoon duck and my cartoon of whatever Goofy is supposed to be. I mean, Pluto is a dog, right? He acts like a dog. But Goofy? Is he a refugee from the Island of Doctor Moreau, or what? I don't know; he just appeared under my pencil one day and we became friends."
  

  Walt continued, "I remember something from a Junior High School English class long, long ago. Our teacher assigned us the task of writing a creative short story. It was Friday, and she wanted to see our work on Monday. On Monday, she collected our stories. On Tuesday she told the class that she felt MY story was the most creative, and she had me read it to the class. One kid in the class objected; he told the teacher that he felt his story was as good or BETTER than my story and that he worked on it really hard, writing it while he watched television on Saturday. His original creative short story was titled "Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein."
  

  "You meet a bunch of people like that in life. They're running as hard as they can to keep up with people who are walking past them. They like to criticize the work others have done when they have little of their own work to show. They'll talk about how they don't like Mickey's nose, or how it is a scandal that Donald isn't wearing pants. They shout "Bullshit!" anytime my characters make a point, whether it is Mickey, or Donald, or Goofy. They think I'll take their nonsense personally. I don't. Mickey and Donald are CHARACTERS I've created; they're not me. I wear pants and my nose is quite regal."
  

  In a different place and time Nathan Natas fired up his rocket backpack and flew up to the UADNA Orbiting Space Platform to continue his efforts against stupid cults.
  
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  7 Jehovah’s Witnesses Brutally Tortured in Russia

  by Drearyweather in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  https://jw-russia.org/en/news/19021923-622.html.

  at least seven of jehovah’s witnesses were subjected to torture—electric shocks, suffocation, and cruel beatings—on the first floor of the russian investigative committee’s building at ul.

  ostrovskogo, d. 47, in surgut.

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  Yes, just like that - broad strokes lacking specificity.

  It's your modus operandi.

  We are ALL now immune to it.

  ...and I think you missed a spot over there, near the bottom.
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  7 Jehovah’s Witnesses Brutally Tortured in Russia

  by Drearyweather in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  https://jw-russia.org/en/news/19021923-622.html.

  at least seven of jehovah’s witnesses were subjected to torture—electric shocks, suffocation, and cruel beatings—on the first floor of the russian investigative committee’s building at ul.

  ostrovskogo, d. 47, in surgut.

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  WHICH "bullshit" specifically, BB?

  You paint in very broad strokes, almost as though you had no idea what you were talking about.

  It must be easy to respond with "Bullshit!" each time someone says anything. I guess it conserves essential BRAIN ENERGY. Does it? Or are you just lazy and inarticulate?

  There's nothing wrong with being inarticulate. I'll bet you can wash windows better than I can.

  Ciao, BB! (yes, I'm punning on The Cult)
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  Nudity in the movie "Roma"

  by Wonderment in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  in the movie "roma," a man is shown making some martial type moves with a sword totally naked.

  and the scene is not so brief, giving a clear glimpse of his private parts.

  it is a very graphic scene.

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  Crazyguy2 asked, "And why are we talking about this on a exjw site??"

  We talk about E V E R Y T H I N G here!

  Be sure to check out the toast recipes thread!
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  They all laughed when I insisted that the Yellowstone caldera was a threat...

  by Nathan Natas in

  1. social
  2. current

  strangely enough, jesus never warned that "there will be wars and rumors of wars, but if the yellowstone caldera blows, we're toast.".

  ...and jesus' composite bride through the pages of the watchtower, never suggested that deeply-dipped dubs ought to move out of the area downwind of yellowstone, lest they be transformed in the twinkling of an eye into crispy monoliths.. but up here in the uadna orbiting space platform, things are different.

  we're rational.

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  ...but there is evidence...

  https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/article/yellowstone-supervolcano-may-erupt-sooner-than-anticipated/?fbclid=IwAR0fsvtSP96WSF5NkgtznvBfyo3WEurGeyZXQbh-k0IHT2-VrrsGOh-yI-c&linkId=63942554&utm_campaign=NOVA+Next&utm_content=2152936029&utm_medium=social&utm_source=FBPAGE&utm_term=20190225
  
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  Nudity in the movie "Roma"

  by Wonderment in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  in the movie "roma," a man is shown making some martial type moves with a sword totally naked.

  and the scene is not so brief, giving a clear glimpse of his private parts.

  it is a very graphic scene.

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  Wasa, ...and yet she told us guys on the Cricket team she couldn't get enuff! Wazzup wif dat?
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  Nudity in the movie "Roma"

  by Wonderment in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  in the movie "roma," a man is shown making some martial type moves with a sword totally naked.

  and the scene is not so brief, giving a clear glimpse of his private parts.

  it is a very graphic scene.

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  Wonderment, are you sure that wasn't Mohel-Jitsu? (pronouned "moil-jitsu")

  In the old days, guys had to circumcise THEMSELVES!
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  Introduction

  by Cerise in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  hello i am relatively new, reading a lot of experiences here for a while.

  i’m born in and baptized but i moved away from small town to a new congregation in big city so i have a good opportunity to fade now.

  all my good friends are worldly and my boyfriend.

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  https://youtu.be/WDpipB4yehk
  
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  7 Jehovah’s Witnesses Brutally Tortured in Russia

  by Drearyweather in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  https://jw-russia.org/en/news/19021923-622.html.

  at least seven of jehovah’s witnesses were subjected to torture—electric shocks, suffocation, and cruel beatings—on the first floor of the russian investigative committee’s building at ul.

  ostrovskogo, d. 47, in surgut.

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  or FIVE decades ago...